Oh, this is a kindred spirit….
I had many thoughts on this bathroom shop, but my sister from another mother has said it better than I ever could:
“Today I received this email regarding the worst mystery shop ever, where you have to inspect a bathroom. I have highly edited this email and have made my notes in parenthesis.
Email from mystery shopping company:
Restroom audit only – You do not have to clean the restroom!!!! (You know they must have had several people do this before. I don’t like cleaning the bathroom at home. Why ever would I do this for a public restroom? Gross!)
You will be paid $15.00 for each completed audit (no thanks I will need a lot more than $15 to inspect a bathroom. Try $150 and we’ll talk.)
You must have a digital camera, step stool and a mirror for these shops. (What the hell is the step stool and the mirror for?)
You MUST take the on line training before you conduct the evaluation! (there is training involved too? What? On parts of the restroom? For $15? Are you crazy?)
You will not have to clean during this shop. (yeah, you mentioned that before. Apparently you don’t think I can read.)
Required pictures: The open air freshener in the womens and mens restroom. The flush holes in the toilet in the womens and mens restroom. (flush holes? They want me to take pictures of flush holes? )
If the flush holes are clean, but the throat and bowl of the toilet is dirty, you MUST take a picture of the throat and bowl instead. YOU MUST POSITION the mirror to see the flush holes and take a picture of the image reflected off of the mirror OR use your camera without using the mirror. (Oh this is what the mirror is for.)
You will also be provided with an out of order sign to put on the restroom door while you are conducting the audit. (Ohhhh I get to put up a sign? Count me in!!!)”
PeachEKeen you crack me up!